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King Charles Coronation Serves As First Gig For Harry’s Garage Band With Other Neighborhood DadsLONDON—Saying the performance would add a dash of rock and roll to the regal procession, royal sources announced Saturday that King Charles’ coronation would also serve as the first gig for the garage band Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, had formed with several other neighborhood dads. “Before Prince William pays…
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16-year-old shot, killed during fight with parent at after-prom party in Copperbrook area, HCSO saysIn an update, investigators said the teen got into a fight with one of the party goer's dads when they both pulled out handguns.
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‘It’s a calling for me’: MAD DADS marks 20 years of fighting against crime in JacksonvilleA horrific case in 2002 was the inspiration for MAD DADS founder Donald Foy to launch a Jacksonville chapter.
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America is aging; we need a level-headed way to bring in legal immigrants | OpinionSome political factions seem more interested in demonizing all immigrants than recognizing the potential they present for America.
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Houston Texans Cheerleader tryouts bring more than 400 applicantsThe Houston Texans are hosting their annual cheerleader tryouts ahead of the 2023 season and more than 400 people applied.
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Why The Battlestar Galactica Reboot Didn't Bring Back MuffitMuffit the Daggit was one of the original Battlestar Galactica's memorable characters, but there are good reasons for his omission from the reboot.
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