This article lists and critiques 10 Christmas movies that the author considers terrible. The movies range from sequels to beloved classics to cheesy family films.
It's that time of the year again where I drink eggnog and roast some 'Christmas Classics.' What 10 terrible Christmas movies made my list this year? Keep reading and you'll find out! 10. Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure (2003) Who knew there was a sequel to the Chevy Chase starring cult classic Christmas Vacation? This movie was absolutely godawful.
Randy Quaid returns as the lead this time around, but there's literally no good jokes to be found anywhere, which is bizarre for a National Lampoon's movie. The film also takes place on a tropical island for the majority of the runtime and has zero Christmas feel to it, which makes me wonder if it should even be classified as a Christmas film! Avoid at all costs unless you have a hefty stockpile of eggnog on hand and you're a glutton for punishment like I am. 9. A Christmas Story 2 (2012) This sequel to the original A Christmas Story reminds me of a turkey that's been cooked too long in the oven. It has a cheap, made for TV budget, a dull and episodic plot that's blander than dry mashed potatoes with no butter, and the acting was subpar from everyone involved. While I generally like Daniel Stern's work, he couldn't hold a candle to Darren McGavin who played the 'old man' in the original film. If you're curious about Ralphie's life as a teenager, feel free to give it a watch, but I guarantee you'll need a good amount of eggnog flowing through your system to make it all the way to the end. 8. Beethoven's Christmas Adventure (2011) I was a huge fan of the original Beethoven movie when I was a kid, and so when I saw there was a Beethoven Christmas movie I knew right away it'd make the list this year. This is apparently the seventh (!!) sequel in the giant dog series, and it's basically about a stupid elf who makes a mistake and sets off Santa's sleigh by accident. A couple of crooks end up stealing Santa's bag full of toys and it's up to Beethoven to save the da
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