In newyorkerhumor, what happens when the mind-body connection short circuits.
: Make an L shape with the thumb and pointer finger of each hand. The one that looks like the letter “L”? That’s your left side. That’s the side you don’t want to be on.Brain says
: O.K.
: “It’s electric! Boogie woogie, woogie. You can’t resist it. It’s electric!” Oh, I’m sorry; I had the Electric Slide song stuck in my head for some reason.: On your weft.: There’s a toddler going less than five miles per hour on his scooter—you should be fine.: Accidentally trips and falls over the toddler; yells expletives; makes a three-year-old cry.
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