'The kids report cards are coming out today so I'm excited to see how I did.'
follow @HuffPostParents on TwitterListening to my 5 year old talk is like listening to a smaller version of that friend who’s high 24/7.Just add James Franco and dick jokes and I’m in a Seth Rogen movie— Robert Knop — bacon popsicle 🎨 We’ve been getting a meal kit service and 9yo has been gamely trying all of it, but the other day it was salmon, which I knew he’d never eat, so I made him chicken fingers from frozen instead. He was like “WOW, is this hello fresh? This is INCREDIBLE.
Babies sneak into your home using your wife like a human trojan horse. Are those the actions of a"precious angel"? I think not.My 5yo’s latest way of roasting me with a seemingly innocent question was asking if I was sure I was younger than grandpa.
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