Husband Doesn't Realize Wife Is on a Work Zoom Call and Hits Her in the Face With His 'Member'
The mortified husband explained that it's all part of a game the couple plays with each other.Boy oh boy, do we bet they wish they were avid Go Fish players instead. Unfortunately, the game they play is"slapping each other with random things while the other is busy," he wrote on a post that has since been deleted fromThey try to catch each other off guard, including a recent round where his wife hit him in the face with a tampon.
"I thought she was joking maybe just winding me up but then I look at her screen and see several gob smacked co-workers of my wife ," he recalled.The man bolted to the bathroom, which is actually where he was typing his story and started to spiral. "I'm scared that I'm going to be reported for some kind of domestic abuse, and I don't even know how to explain to them the situation because it's so stupid," he wrote."Unexpected side-effects of COVID-19, the chances of seeing someone naked on conference call has gone up 1000 percent," one commenter wrote."Can you imagine all those cases that have gone unreported? Comedy gold.
"You’re gonna eat some [expletive] over this for a while, you know this right?" a second commenter wrote."And don’t get me started on the Company Christmas Party.....awkward....""Omg that made me laugh so hard I was wheezing!!!" the person wrote."Oh I needed that! Thank you for sharing your disgrace!!""Not gonna lie, but it sounds like you may have ruined any reputation that your wife has at the company,".
"I don't understand why the spouse wouldn't know they were doing conference calls from home," a second person asked."Is there no communication in these households?"We aren't going to lie -- this is going to sting for a while. But at the very least, the original poster might finally learn that it's best to check in and see if his wife is busy before playing their"game" -- or, ya' know, he could keep it in his pants.
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