Traveling during this time of the year is always challenging. The Onion provides practical advice for how to tell your mom that you’re not coming home for the holidays.
Moms famously hate religion, so this will go over well.List slidesOh ho ho, look who decided to clearly communicate like some kinda fucking adult?List slidesJust tell her you can visit once you saw your arm off with a pocket knife.
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