The Onion is graciously saving the entire world’s economy by giving away $8.3 trillion in NFTs. Get these jpegs while you can, because these one-of-kind cryptographic assets are the most valuable digital items ever known.
If you want to be up on the latest Gen-Z trends, you shouldn’t miss out on purchasing this leaf ball NFT and impressing every teen you know!This NFT used to belong to our girlfriend. We hoped she might come back for it one day, but it’s been 10 months. God, we can’t look at it anymore, it hurts. Please, just take it. Take it!You could haul 7,000 to 8,000 digital king crabs on this, easy, and probably double the value.This is the one NFT that can never be bought.
$7,000,000,000.Not worth a lot right now, but in a decade or so you’ll be able to cash him in for $999.Check out this priceless image of iconic DJ, party promoter, and self-described armpit fetishist Lieutenant Dubstep.There is a killer on this NFT. But who? The heiress? The professor? The ticket-taker? Or perhaps even the conductor himself…Wake up, it’s time to buy a tropical island, because this custom NFT is worth a cool $50 billion.
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