The federal government has just launched the Canadian Earthquake Early Warning system, which I understand to be some kind of early-warning system for earthquakes in Canada
Earthquakes occur often in British Columbia, with around 4,000 recorded every year — that’s an average of 11 per day.
Hang on… apologies, my legal team has just advised me that the previously stated “F is f!” sentiment does not at all apply in an earthquake situation. But… uh, still… in some, possibly other, situations, forewarned is definitely forearmed! Failing that, it for sure will add to the general terror with an upsetting, high-pitched shrieking noise — at least until all the cellphone towers are shaken to pieces.
Whatever you do, don’t panic! This baffling message does not mean something heavy, such as the second floor of your home, has dropped on your head. It’s just French, silly! Millions of people worldwide will be practising this drop, cover and hold on business on Oct. 17, at precisely 10:17 a.m., during the official “Great ShakeOut” earthquake drill. Unless an actual earthquake happens at that time on that date, which would obviously be very bad form.
After the drill, participants will be encouraged to critically review and update their emergency preparedness plans and supplies, such as the level of scotch in the bottle in the lower right desk drawer, while also taking proactive measures to secure their office spaces and prevent potential injuries through the liberal application of duct tape.
Canada Latest News, Canada Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
David Sovka: A few things you can do for your favourite planet on its special dayIn honour of Earth Day, plant a flower or a shrub. The government of Canada now allows you to plant up to five of these for personal use
Read more »
David Sovka: A few things you can do for your favourite planet on its special dayIn honour of Earth Day, plant a flower or a shrub. The government of Canada now allows you to plant up to five of these for personal use
Read more »
David Sovka: Say it with flowers — 'I didn't know what else to get you'Of course, there are times that one must resort to flowers, such as when you can’t find, or it is otherwise inappropriate, to send the eggplant emoji
Read more »
David Sovka: Say it with flowers — 'I didn't know what else to get you'Of course, there are times that one must resort to flowers, such as when you can’t find, or it is otherwise inappropriate, to send the eggplant emoji
Read more »
David Sovka: Say it with flowers — 'I didn't know what else to get you'Of course, there are times that one must resort to flowers, such as when you can’t find, or it is otherwise inappropriate, to send the eggplant emoji
Read more »
After community backlash, celeb chef David Chang will no longer enforce 'chili crunch' trademarkPARK CITY, UTAH - JANUARY 20: David Chang speaks onstage during the 'Chrissy & Dave Dine Out' premiere at Sunrise Collective at Riverhorse On Main on January 20, 2024 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Suzi Pratt/Getty Images for Sunrise Collective)
Read more »