David Sovka: Say it with flowers — 'I didn't know what else to get you'

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Of course, there are times that one must resort to flowers, such as when you can’t find, or it is otherwise inappropriate, to send the eggplant emoji

Mother’s Day is one of the most important dates on the calendar and we celebrate it because we love and appreciate mom, and because above all else we do not want her to cry ohhhhhhh no, please stop crying, of course I didn’t forget your special day, the flowers should arrive very, very soon!

Also, on many of these important dates there is a certain expectation from the party-of-the-second-part that never includes perfectly reasonable items such asc) alcohol and tools. All this flower-buying business began in 1717, with the wife of the British ambassador to Constantinople or possibly, Istanbul, not Constantinople. Either way I apologize for putting that song into your head for the rest of the week.

By this point, flowers had become a popular method of communication, demonstrating sentiments ranging from “I love you,” to “I like you, but only as a friend,” to “You’ll be hearing from my legal team.”

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