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You’ll ask the tool salesman for a drill press that can bore all the way through a bowling pin the long way, but he’ll know damn well what you really want it for.You’ll be asked to give up your destructive patterns of behavior by concerned people who love you but don’t understand how much fun it is to destroy things.The blessed arrival of a baby in your life would be greeted with a lot more joy if you could figure out who mailed it to you.
You will be granted an uncommonly long life, though an uncommonly large part of it will be spent getting into bus accidents.There will be a brief cease-fire in the age-old war between the sexes as both sides cooperate in hunting you down and trying you for war crimes.The flaw in your plan was the part where your accomplice would start a fire, and in the confusion, you would sneak into the philosophy department and finish writing your dissertation.
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