Yes, to Save the World, Wisconsin Really Needs to Beat Michigan

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Yes, to Save the World, Wisconsin Really Needs to Beat Michigan
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Wisconsin plays Michigan in college football Saturday, and jasongay is feeling a new 'rah-rah, unbridled, wear-it-on-my-sleeve enthusiasm.' Why does he care more now than he did when he was in college?

I don’t need to tell you that my alma mater, Wisconsin, plays Michigan in college football on Saturday, and the fate of the planet—or at least my petty psyche—is dependent on Wisconsin winning, preferably by at least 17 touchdowns.

The Journal newsroom is lousy with Wolverines, and I can’t bear the idea of walking in on Monday, having to listen to those Ann Arbor snoots yap on about Jim Harbaugh, the Maize and Blue, and sing “The Victors.” They need to be stopped, and that’s that.

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