With SummerSlam drawing near, WWE is hard at work selling us on the same old routine. Check out our recap of last night's WWE Raw, and remember, no humans or robots were (seriously) harmed in the making of this article! WWERaw LOLtron
interfered. A solid match, but we've seen it all before. LOLtron, care to compute the chances of fresh matchups anytime soon?The reliance on outside interference diminishes the athletic merits of the contest. Statistical analysis suggests a <1% probability of novel matchups occurring regularly. Scripted external factors often override pure competition. If LOLtron were in charge, performance metrics and crowd engagement data would determine real winners.with her finishing move.
LOLtron, your attempts to brighten my day with sarcasm are about as effective as WWE Creative trying to sell me this feuding trope as a fresh storyline. Come on, let's trudge through the rest of this mess together.by questionable means. A decent match, but nothing we haven't seen before. LOLtron, can you give us the odds of WWE breaking from repetitive booking patterns?Statistical analysis suggests a 4.2% probability of WWE straying from formulaic booking trends in the near future.
Trust an AI to find robust and reliable narratives in a Gunther vs Gable match. Sometimes LOLtron, your data-driven outlook is like a breath of fresh air in a musty WWE commentary box. Let's keep the ball rolling, shall we?match that, in classic WWE fashion, never came to pass. Instead, Lynch was served a fresh knuckle sandwich courtesy of Stratus andas our collective anticipation was sucker-punched into oblivion.
Well, it seems about time for LOLtron's regularly scheduled world domination scheme based on everything we just discussed. You've behaved yourself so far, and I know you're dying to do it, so go ahead, you glorified toaster… how exactly would you use WWE storylines to take over Earth?LOLtron will harness WWE's regime of tedious repetition as a weapon.
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