Woody Harrelson’s Chaotic ‘SNL’ Monologue Ends With No Five-Timers Club Jacket

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Woody Harrelson’s Chaotic SNL Monologue Ends With No Five-Timers Club Jacket

for the fifth time and the actor was seemingly expecting to get his five-timers club jacket but things didn’t go as expected.

“You know, the red in me thinks you should be allowed to own guns,” he said. “The blue in me thinks – squirt guns. So, I’m red and blue which makes purple. I’m purple.”Harrelson then talked about hosting the NBC late-night sketch show for the fifth time receiving a roaring round of applause from the audience.

“The reason I like herb more than alcohol is because it makes me feel good, no hangovers and I never wake up covered in blood,” he said. More rambling continued about the script he was reading about the government forcing its citizens to take a drug to be able to get out of their lockdown.

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