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I get a message from my friend Carlye just before Thanksgiving. “Relevant to your interests: did you know the WIENERMOBILE is in LA on Friday?!?!?!”
By 1976, the Wienermobiles had been on the road for 40 years, and the company elected to retire the program in favor of allocating marketing money to TV ads. Molchan remained employed by the company after the vehicles were taken off the road, moving to Orlando, Florida, to hold court as Little Oscar at a branded location at Disney World.
Let me describe the ungodly feat of American marketing they drive every day. She stands at 11 feet high, 27 feet long, and 8 feet wide. She weighs the equivalent of 140,500 wieners minus the two pilots who’ve been steering her around the country for the past six months, and has more features than any car that anyone in my family has ever owned.
Please forgive me for what I am about to say, but what you need to know is that the twentysomethings in the Nutmobile fuck. They, uh, they nut. They don’t work for the Nutmobile for nothing, and they nut into Wienermobile employees more than they nut into the other Nutmobilers. These are the facts as they’ve been presented to me, and you can’t be happy to know them.
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