Pucker up my babies, we’re revealing the best kisser in the zodiac. Scientists previously maintained the practice of making out originated some 3,500 years ago in South East Asia but recent e…
Natives of the realm of fantasy and dreamscapes, Pisces are the type of starry eyed saps that have likely been practicing their kissing technique on their friends and forearms for a very, very long time and it pays off. As the last sign in the zodiac, Pisces lives to dissolve, be it in a bathtub, a trance state or the mouth of another person.
When you kiss a Pisces, they mean it, “Dream Weaver,” seems to play through a sunken stereo system, time ceases and you are made aware of the divine communion that can exist between two corporeal beings. For evidence of the power of a Pisces peck, I bring you this story from cinematic history; when filming the movie “Cleopatra,”, lost in each other, held their first kiss for such a disquietingly long period of time that director Joseph Mankiewicz sarcastically called out, “I’m sorry to interrupt you two…but, it’s time for lunch.”
Further proof of this Pisces super power can be found in one of the most iconic images ever produced,The photograph captures a passionate, time outside of time kiss between Greta Zimmer Friedman, a swooning dental assistant and a U.S. Navy Sailor named George Mendonsa. The sign of the initiating sailor you ask? Pisces, of course.Alfred Eisenstaedt/Time Life Pictures/Getty Images
“Have you ever lost yourself in a kiss? I mean pure psychedelic inebriation. Not just lustful petting but transcendental metamorphosis.”
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