What to Name Your 30 to 50 Feral Hogs

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It'd be easier to embrace the 30-50 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 minutes while your small kids play if you simply gave them all names

Photo: Tamas Zsebok / EyeEm/Getty Images/EyeEm On Monday, a Twitter user named William McNabb asked a question.

“Legit question for rural Americans — How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?” The question is alarming enough on its own.

In response to McNabb’s question, some people suggested a fence, maybe. But mostly, people just turned the question into a meme. We believe that, rather than massacring the hogs, they should be embraced, loved, and nurtured for who they are. Contrary to McNabb’s implication that 30 to 50 feral hogs in one’s yard need to be gunned down, we submit that they should become a part of the family. This would first require naming every feral pig that comes into your life. “That’s too hard,” you say? We just did it.

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