🎶Is this the real life? Is this just another CAKE? 🎶
Got to see my mom for the first time in 5 months today. Quarantined for 2 weeks, got COVID tested twice and when it was finally time to hug her, my arms went right through her because she was cake. Come on guys. That’s enough. Not everything has to be a cake. Where is my mom?With great fondant comes great power and people are convinced they’ve fallen into some sort of Matrix-type glitch in this cake simulation.
I thought the pandemic would be my biggest worry but actually I stay awake at night wondering whether I am, in fact, cakeNevertheless, the masses have decided that they will not eat cake — but rather fight it.
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