Earlier this afternoon, the Jezebel staff weighed the serious and ultimately very disturbing moral quandary about whether or not we would fuck Mr. Peanut, a mascot who unfortunately passed away sometime this morning. The nature of the the initial discussion was rollicking and deeply perverted, and ultimately the only person who decided that they would let the nut hit was me, Jezebel’s resident sensuality correspondent and staff pervert. This was not surprising. What has been surprising, however, is the amount of discussion this Would U has produced after the fact.
the serious and ultimately very disturbing moral quandary about whether or not we would fuck Mr. Peanut, a mascot who unfortunately passed away sometime this morning. The nature of the the initial discussion was rollicking and deeply perverted, and ultimately the only person who decided that theyresident sensuality correspondent and staff pervert. This was not surprising.
My personal opinion is that Mr. Peanut is one hundred percent a closet freak who, as I stated last year in private, had a D that is tucked up in it, but he fucks. The revelation of the poll’s results led to a more considered and nuanced conversation that explored the depths of our fears, desires, and willingness to give anyone a shot, really.Esther Wang:I’m a maybe. Like see where he would take me on a date. Does he have any interesting stories from the war? See how the night goes.
would potentially do Mr. Peanut but i am not trying to just have a make-out/heavy petting. Where is Mr. Peanut’s d?Wait, does he like crack the shell. Bam. Dick?So yeah, I think you crack the shell and it’s a dick.We are all overlooking the fact that Mr. Peanut has fingers.If it goes right down to it, he does carry the cane everywhere. And I don’t believe it’s for medical purposes.
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