OMAHA, NE—Encouraging his circle of close friends and family members to imagine the freedom of making money as their own boss in the growing field of personal beauty products, billionaire investor Warren Buffett hosted a party Wednesday to inform his colleagues about the exciting investment opportunities he had recently discovered in selling Mary Kay cosmetics. “An opportunity like this doesn’t come around every day—you can make good money simply selling amazing high-quality beauty solutions to your besties and your coworkers or, if you’re feeling adventurous, make new customer connections by selling door-to-door!” said the giddy Berkshire Hathaway CEO and recent addition to the Mary Kay team, addressing the roughly two dozen attendees, a collection of Fortune 500 members, and Berkshire board members who listened politely as Buffet extolled the virtues of working for the cosmetics giant and the ease of moving up the company ranks. “I’m only four recruits away from becoming a Red Jacket, which gives me a shot at earning a $50 team-building bonus. Tell you what— next week, you guys can all come over for snacks and margaritas and we’ll all sample some amazing new products!” Buffett, who many consider the master of evaluating an investment’s intrinsic value through its potential future earnings, was also reportedly pursuing a lucrative investment opportunity in It Works! fat-burning body wraps.
Canada Latest News, Canada Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
This 'Big Little Lies' Theory Raises Some Iiiiiinteresting Questions About What Happened To Perry's BrotherAnd how does Mary Louise play into all of this?
Read more »
Revisit the Days When Miniskirts Were RevolutionaryThanks in large part to one designer in particular: Mary Quant.
Read more »
Ron Lynch, ’24’s Mary Lynn Rajskub & More Join Fred Armisen In ‘Too Late’ Horror ComedyEXCLUSIVE: Ron Lynch (Bob’s Burgers), Mary Lynn Rajskub (24), Alyssa Limperis (Comedy Bang! Bang!), Jenny Zigrino (Bad Santa Two), Will Weldon (This is Not Happening), and Brooks Wheelan (Saturday …
Read more »
Mary Louise Might Take Away Celeste’s Twins on ‘Big Little Lies’ & We Can’t DealMary Louise has a sinister agenda.
Read more »
After Losing My Daughter to Postpartum Depression, I Decided to Be an Agent of Change | HealthyWomenBy Susan AguayoMy name is Susan Aguayo. I have backgrounds in Early Childhood Education and Business Communications, and have pursued business with Mary Kay for the past 20 yrs. My husband, a New York City Police Officer, retired early due to
Read more »
Julie Andrews To Voice Lady Whistledown In Shondaland’s Bridgerton Series For Netflix Based On NovelsEXCLUSIVE: Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music star Julie Andrews is the first actor officially cast in Shondaland’s Untitled Bridgerton Project, an hourlong period series for Netflix based o…
Read more »