Tucker Carlson Screaming In Agony That He Feels Crime Crawling All Over Him

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Tucker Carlson Screaming In Agony That He Feels Crime Crawling All Over Him
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BOCA GRANDE, FL—As he tore off his shirt and shouted that his body was covered in heinous transgressions of the law, Tucker Carlson screamed in agony Friday, claiming that he felt crime crawling all over him. “Please, someone, get these crimes off me!” yelled the 53-year-old television host, who reportedly scratched…

BOCA GRANDE, FL—As he tore off his shirt and shouted that his body was covered in heinous transgressions of t

he law, Tucker Carlson screamed in agony Friday, claiming that he felt crime crawling all over him. “Please, someone, get these crimes off me!” yelled the 53-year-old television host, who reportedly scratched at his face until it bled because he believed crime was burrowing deep into his skin. “Call 911—billions of laws are being broken right now in every cell of my body! Democrats must be dumping crime in the nation’s water supply.

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