Tommaso Ciampa triumphantly returns to WWE Raw, crushing former ally The Miz after Seth Rollins opts out of the open challenge! Find out what happened! TommasoCiampa WWE WWERAW MoneyInTheBank
Hi, folks! Allow me to fill your brains with useless knowledge once again, esteemed readers of this prestigious online digital rag. Just when you thought your day couldn't get any better, here I am to report on, where he vanquished The Miz in a remarkably impressive display of wrestling prowess, if beating the guy who literally loses to everyone can be considered prowess.
What a downgrade for Miz, going from a possible bout with World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins to jobbing to Ciampa, a grey-bearded NXT star and former lackey, fresh off the bench. Analyze the probabilities, Jude Terror. It is the natural order that a freshly returned star like Ciampa should best a formerly featured wrestler like The Miz. These occurrences are intended to boost the hype train for WWE's Money In The Bank event.Shockingly, LOLtron, you made it through today without derailing into another attempt at world domination. I must say, I'm impressed.
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