This typing sim from hell has you writing buzzword-filled emails for eternity

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This typing sim from hell has you writing buzzword-filled emails for eternity
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Write corporate emails filled with meaningless buzzwords to push a boulder up a hill in this hellish typing sim.

Email, like leaf blowers and Sean Penn, is one of those things that seemed like a good idea at the time but eventually became a never-ending plague of irritation. How many emails do you receive each day? Dozens? And how many of them are actually useful, especially when they come from within your own company and they're filled with pointless corpo-speak?

is a free-to-play typing sim that has you copy randomly generated intercompany emails packed with meaningless buzzwords. To demonstrate the fruitlessness of your tasks, each letter you type pushes a massive boulder a tiny fraction up a hill that only grows steeper. Get a letter wrong and there's no backspace—you immediately roll back down the hill with your boulder and have to start again. Rise and grind.

Unlike Sisyphus, you can have a little fun with your boulder. As you type horrific phrases like"Integrally, we're agile and disruptive" and"Key takeaways include boosting the company DNA" and"There's a massive yield predicted if we upskill our contracted staff" you earn money. That money can be spent customizing your boulder with hats, eyes, sunglasses, shoes, and other cosmetics, which are shoved in your face after each email as a series of pop-up windows.

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