This Disturbing 'SpongeBob' Fan Theory Has Ruined My Childhood
Tap to play or pause GIFNickelodeonNickelodeonTap to play or pause GIFBut it turns out that its founder, owner, manager, and CEO, Eugene H.
Krabs, may have kept the ~secret~ formula a secret for a good reason.That's because it's made of...CRABS.Thats right. Mr. Krabs is a literal CANNIBAL.He built his entire life on eating his brothers and sisters, plz tell me how that's not fucked up?
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