This Calming Cherry Candle Is Perfect For When Your Kid Comes For You, and I'll Take 10

'Because mom life be like that sometimes.'

to what felt like her 500th dance class of the week, while simultaneously leaving a voicemail for a friend."Hey, it's me," I said into the speaker."Phone tag. You're it. Call me." Short and sweet. I ended the call, satisfied to have crossed something off my"Phone tag! Omigod, did you really just say phone tag?"

"Yeah, so?" I tilted the rear-view mirror so I could get a better look at the amusement on her face, because I had exactly zero clue as to what she found so funny."Ugh, Mom! Phone tag is something old people say."We arrived at the studio a few seconds later, and it was all I could do not to kick her out of the car without even slowing down or stopping.

"If Zen were a fragrance, this would be it," reads the label."Light this up and wind your ass down." Done and done. I mean, who among us hasn't been personally victimized by our own child?! Which is why I plan on scooping up, like, 10 of these babies to hand out to my mom friends to light up when we're ready to snap — because mom life be like that sometimes.

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