It may be tempting to reach out, but that restraining order is no joke. Here are several things you should never text your ex after a breakup.
“What has many keys but can’t open a lock?”
The painful period after a breakup is stressful enough without someone popping in to challenge one’s wits.“Here is a picture of the person I am currently having sex with.” While you would obviously only ever send this for informational purposes, there is a slight chance your ex could interpret it as you trying to rub in how quickly you’ve moved on.“Hey, your passport finally came in the mail for you”“The McRib could be year round, but they keep it limited to create artificial demand.”That’s just cruel.“I’ve got my head wedged in the claw machine again.”“I’m your Dad now, son.”Unless you’re prepared to legally adopt them, texting your ex this is just weird.
Sure, you both love Bruno’s soulful stylings. God that little guy can absolutely belt it. But it’s going to be awkward when “When I Was Your Man” comes on.“Are you still down to have kids or is that off too?” Chances are that if they don’t want to date you, they probably aren’t interested in raising a family either.“I’ve changed so much since we’ve broken up.”AdvertisementChances are they’re already boarding a flight to Spain and it’s too late to convince them to change their mind.
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