Sometimes breaking up can be messy, but these people took it to a whole new level with their petty revenge schemes. Read their hilarious stories and upvote your favorite!
You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!can be rough, and sometimes, the pain makes us crave seeing our past lovers regret everything they put us through.
So, back in the day when we used flip phones, you could set it to show a little message every time you turned on your phone. When my geeky programmer ex wasn't looking, I set his phone to display"STARTUP ERROR 54EDGT4" whenever he turned it on.My ex cheated on me several times while i was pregnant with his child, while we lived in MY parents’ home.
My ex girlfriend from many years ago came home drunk one night and started a fight. She ended up punching me in the face about 10 times and I picked her up and threw her out of the house. Very small, very petty, and very unintentional revenge. But it did warm my heart to hear it drove her crazy lol.I’m a gift giver by nature . I need to keep this in my back pocket for a break up. “Aww, sad. I’m going to have to return t what I just got you.” Doesn’t matter if actually had anything for them or not.My ex put his hands on me one night. That was it for me. He left for work the next morning and I moved out.
I dropped him off at his mom's house and didn't tell him I wasn't coming back. Changed my locks and phone number. I changed the wifi password and Netflix and all other things I paid for and refused to tell her. Her windows, adobe, amd multiple other software subscriptions were tied to my accounts as I worked, at the time, for Microsoft and got them all at discounted or free pricing. Canceled all those.
My husband cheated, then divorced me. A few months after it was final, I noticed I was still receiving his army reserve newsletter, which told me he had"forgotten" to update them on his new marital status. I called the local office and gave them his forwarding address because"I wouldn't want him to miss any important communication from them just because we divorced."
After we broke up he started dating Girl 2 pretty much immediately . Couple months later he threw her over for Girl 3. Girl 2 and I got together to talk s**t about him when she realized she still had a key to his place, so she went and grabbed the bottle of Dom Perignon he'd shown off to each of us and told us he was saving for his wedding day. We drank the whole bottle on her porch as a toast to our new friendship.
My ex was cheating, and I found out right before a destination wedding . Left her in the airport when she went to the toilet. Went to the seaside resort I'd booked last minute for a week and changed my flight home. Had a great time on holiday by myself and went on with my life. His now former girlfriend went to stay with the boyfriend for a few days while my buddy packed. He found a small device on Amazon that makes random noises at inconsistent random intervals. He bought 12 of them and as he packed he hid them as well as he could throughout the house. Threw them inside air condition vents, unscrewed and hid them behind wall outlets, took off the bottom panel of the fridge and hid one deep inside it. Basically the most inconvenient places he could think of.
He regretted it. Oh my god, did he regret it. 😄 He was still trying to get me back 5 years later, and asked a classmate of mine to find out if I was still married at my 15 year high school reunion! So a few days later, here I am without a TV feeling mildly annoyed because I cannot play any console games. I go to the store, and am looking at TVs balking at how expensive they were. I mentioned to a sales person the story about my ex and her competitiveness and her TV. He directed me to a new TV, but I didn’t like the price. He offered to sell me the floor model at half price, and I took it.
He also made the point of telling everyone we were divorcing because he wasn't happy. I've made the point of correcting them all every time. Told his family the truth. He's not clean and sober. He wanted the divorce and told all his creditors exactly how to find him. The three year old was my ex's"new" girlfriend's child. My ex moved her and her child into the house I paid all the bills on two days after we split. Logistically I couldn't leave for a month after the split, so I was stuck. And I couldn't let a 3 year old go hungry, so I was still buying groceries etc. Also, I was 19. And a doormat. This situation taught me how to not be going forward.
I casually informed my COO and the HR Head - over drinks, at an office party that he was cheating on me with a girl in my own team - so neither of their reviews would be objective and I would not be giving the performance reviews of this girl. About a year and a half after the split, I had moved 150 miles away and had NOTHING in my name, was using a PO box because I didn't want the ex to find me . A process server showed up on my door because the credit card companies filed judgments against both of us.
The reason I even had the address is because I begged a family friend out of state for his new address so I could have divorce papers served. The divorce papers and process server both hit him up on Christmas Eve. My friend and I came by while she was at work and left that jeep on cinder blocks. No tires, rotors, brakes, steering wheel, seats, soft top, spark plugs, radiator, etc. Jeep owners, were notorious for self modding. That car was a shell. I left her with a vehicle that required so much money to fix, she had to pay almost what I had put into the loan if not more.I took all the groceries I bought with me, including the bleu cheese dressing in the fridge.
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