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"Run for it? Running’s not a plan! Running’s what you do once a plan fails!" — Earl Bassett,"Tremors" “I don’t understand it. I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks.” — Charlie Brown, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”“Cross your heart ... hope to die ... stick a needle in your eye ... shake your bottom if you got ‘em.” — Lynn Farmer, “Double, Double, Toil and Trouble”
“How many girls are telling themselves right now: “Dammit Becky learn your lesson; even on Halloween, glitter is NEVER worth it.” — Anne Kendrick “Candy was my whole life when I was a kid. The first ten years of my life, I think the only clear thought I had was ‘get candy.’ Family, friends, school; they’re just obstacles in the way of the candy.” — Jerry Seinfeld“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat...no, thank you.
“Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas.” — Stephen Colbert “Halloween: the night that fathers get their hearts broken when they see their daughters costume.” — Whitney CummingsFunny Halloween movie quotes“Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” — Billy Butcherson, “Hocus Pocus”
“Trick or treats come only once a year, and I missed it by sitting in a pumpkin patch with a blockhead.” — Sally, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” “Some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, ‘Oooh, those are some nice pants!’” — Viago, “What We Do in the Shadows”
“One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.” — Grandpa, “The Lost Boys” “There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” — Linus, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” “That’s twice this month you’ve slipped nightshade into my tea and run off.” — Dr. Finkelstein, “The Nightmare Before Christmas.”
“It’s not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache.” — Dr. Frank-n-Furter, “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”
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