Pissing contest: the worst house guest you've ever had
You asked for booger-related. I used to work for a certain orange big box home improvement center as part of the overnight restocking crew. One of the summer college kids we had once was just gross right from the jump. He reeked from bad hygiene in general, often wore the same clothes all week, chewed with his mouth open in the breakroom, etc. But the point of this tale...he would pick his nose while restocking merch and wipe the boogers...on the products. Fortunately, he didn’t last very long.
Now, working in the mess hall bakery mean roughly 14-hour days cooking biscuits, pies, brownies, and other stuff for the chow line, cleaning it all up, then starting all over again. I cut up so many cherry pies that to this day I still cannot stand the smell of them. The bakery crew spent the rest of the day trying to keep our heads down and not laugh too hard about what we’d done, because the Master Chief was royally pissed off and stalking around barking at everyone.“LURCH, THERE’S ANOTHER GODDAMN TURD IN THE MILK LOCKER AND THEY TELL ME YOUR GUYS ARE IN THERE ALL DAY GRAB-ASSING AND WASTING TIME.
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