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Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a woman who works in the beauty industry goes on a date with a woman for the first time: single, Prospect Heights, 26.8 a.m. I just ended an engagement to someone I loved but didn’t want to be with forever, and am totally sowing my oats — I’m only 26. The engagement ended a few months ago. I left him because I had no interest in the predictable life ahead of me.
On our date he seemed part “bro” and part “teddy bear,” so the verdict is still out. We got drinks in Flatiron and then a few slices of pizza, then we made out like criminals on the street. He was a pretty good kisser but I have a feeling that despite his 6-foot-2 frame, he has a tiny dick. That’s a deal-breaker for me. My ex-fiancé had an average, “eh,” cock and it always made me want to cheat on him . I’d like a cock that I can crave next time around.8:30 p.m.
9 p.m. I meet Emilia at a bar in Dumbo, which is geographically in between both of us. She is beautiful! This is so weird. We hug hello. So, so, so weird. Do we talk like women who are becoming friends or do we talk like strangers who are flirting? Such unchartered territory for me. Luckily, she makes everything a lot easier because she’s really funny. She’s kind of teasing me about being so green with dating women. I drink two glasses of wine like they’re water. She is touching my thigh a lot.
8:45 p.m. I basically chase him up the stairs and say, “I’m sorry to bother you, but you are the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen!” It goes over well. He’s flattered and super-nice. We’re both kind of laughing. He tells me he’s actually on his way to a date in my neighborhood. A third date. UGH. Some other woman is going to get him tonight. He doesn’t come out and ask for my number so I say, “Can I text you some time?” He’s into it ! We exchange numbers.
7 p.m. We are at some delicious Middle Eastern restaurant and two glasses of wine in. My friend has to make a call outside to I take the opportunity to text Subway Guy. “Hey, I found myself in Philly tonight. Where are you? And how was your date???” 10 a.m. It’s the weekend … yesssss! The first thing I do when I wake up is take my book to a coffee shop to read and caffeinate. I love the weekends and I love doing nothing. I don’t bring my phone with me to the coffee shop. These Saturday mornings are my form of meditation.
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