The Real Housewives Of New Jersey recap: Tired feuds and too much Guinness
St. Dolores, the voice of reason, sums up all of our feelings: “The same thing has been said about 50 times and we’ve ruined yet another Irish meal.” She mercifully cuts the screaming match short by announcing their plans for the day: shopping.
But even the promise of retail therapy can’t distract these housewives from drama. During their drive to the Powerscourt Townhouse Centre, the women chat about light topics, like, you know, infidelity, divorce, and incarceration. Jenn Fessler and her husband had previously split due to infidelity during their “seven-year itch” , but thankfully rekindled their romance: “I don’t know if it hadn’t happened would we be where we are now.
And if you thought we were done with worn-out arguments this episode, over a traditional Irish dinner of, uh, Korean fried chicken and Vietnamese banh mi , Danielle and Rachel are back at it. When Danielle offers up her bathroom back at the castle for Rachel’s use, Rach isn’t taking the olive branch: “I appreciate that but after you called me a rat, I don’t think we need to be sharing a bathroom.
The women have very artful descriptions of their pre-enhancement breasts. “I had tubular boobs…it looked like an eyeball popping out of the socket,” Danielle shared, while Fessler dubbed her “traumatic” pair as “tube socks with golf balls.” Vivid.
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