The Onion’s Guide To The 2020 Democratic Candidates

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Greatest Liability: Prone to speaking publiclyCampaign Bus: Desegregated during middle of 2008 runNumber Of Accusations Of Acting Inappropriately Toward Women And Girls: Butter pecan, with mint chocol

ate chip a very close secondPolitical Career: Mayor of Burlington, VT; President of Sovereign State of Burlington; Supreme Leader of Independent Republic of BernardBiggest Strength: Would virtually lock down Vermont for Democrats

Biggest Weakness: Radical views could make him bigger risk in general election than moderate winners Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and Al GoreGreatest Liability: Keen awareness that at 78, he may only have five or six more shots at presidencyBackground: Republican on her father’s sideCredentials: Completed Barack Obama’s online Presidential MasterClassLegal History: Bravely helped corporations stand up to suffering coal minersStance On Private Fundraisers: Unethical unless her campaign could...

Number Of Media Companies He Owns Definitely Maintaining Journalistic Rigor In Regard To His Campaign: 1Birthplace: Hardscrabble, down-on-its-luck section of Notre Dame campus Favorite Childhood Memory: Smiling wryly and saying, “What a shame,” when Sarah Hagersmith’s elaborate volcano mysteriously malfunctioned and lost her the coveted sixth-grade science fair trophy

Military Experience: Seven months in Afghanistan serving in the Anecdote Corps For Future Presidential CandidatesConnection To Hispanic Community: Intermediate per DuolingoPolicy Positions: Listen, no candidate is perfect

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