The killers of Nick Cave's 'Murder Ballads,' ranked by dateability by justbrizigs:
and is constantly looking for any angle from which to write about him, would find a way to merge all these niches together into an irreverent, meaningless article in which I task myself with [checks notes] ranking the murderers ofPaste Magazine
In this case, I’d say the main thing that eliminates Lottie’s placement on the dating market is that she’s locked up in an insane asylum, but beyond that, she’s pretty emotionally unavailable. It’d be a bit difficult getting through the metaphorical walls that Lottie has put up around herself in the form of serial murdering. But it’s possible that the right guy could soften her, and bring her down from people-killing to, like, animal-killing.
It’s true that I’ve considered the possibility of encountering an axe murderer on Tinder before, but you can’t live your life without a little risk. And Richard Slade, for one, seemed like a perfectly reasonable guy—I mean, he even carried Mary’s suitcase for her. Thus, Mary’s rookie mistake wasn’t undoing the motel room latch and letting Slade in, it was shunning Slade’s initial attempt to enter her room. Mary Bellows didn’t know what she had until it had already killed her.
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