Well Banterers, another Blue Jays' season has come and gone without glory. In fine Hollywood fashion, the trailer was more tantalizing than than the movie was good, and each sequel was worse than...
Well Banterers, another Blue Jays' season has come and gone without glory. In fine Hollywood fashion, the trailer was more tantalizing than than the movie was good, and each sequel was worse than the last. If we are going to resurrect this franchise, we are going to have to do what Hollywood moguls have done for decades, and remake a classic while pawning it off as a new idea. I present to you a modest proposal: The Atkinstein's Monster Competion.
One might say that the second half of the 2024 season is only the trailer to Atkinstein's Monster. For the full movie, tune in to 2025! And let's hope this movie doesn't end with angry villagers bearing torches and pitch forks.Rule 1: You must take biological material from at least five of the players listed below and combine this material in any proportion, so long as each of the five players makes up at least 10% of your completed monster.
Rule 4: The deadline for submission of your creation is October 31 2024. Necessary adjustments because of duplication shall be done as promptly as possible in November. Each batting stat will be calculated, and the resulting combined stats will be used to calculate the monster's Batting Runs Above Average.
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