The Copywriter Juggling Five Guys at Once

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SexDiaries: 'He’s older, laid-back, and just so … good. I don’t want to be a needy 23-year-old and scare him away with my, you know, existence.'

Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a woman having lots of sex while dreaming of a lakeside wedding: 23, straight, single, New York metro area.8:30 a.m. I wake up at my parents’ lake house smiling like an idiot. K and I made out last night after a weekend of “Will they, won’t they?” He’s our next-door neighbor and I’ve known him forever, but this lake weekend was the first time we did anything physical.

3:00 p.m. In bed for a nap, so I send K a picture. G-rated, just me curled in bed in the good lighting coming in from the windows. “Looks cozy,” he responds. 10:30 a.m. I’m a copywriter in advertising, and I’ve been working with the same team for about a year now. After our actual hot sheet every morning, when we go over the day’s tasks, we move on to the “hawt sheet”: airing our dirty laundry. K is obviously my update for the day. I gush, showing off pictures, and the team is appropriately complimentary.

7:15 p.m. I take the train uptown to meet a friend for margaritas. I give her the rundown on B, K, and J, and she updates me on a guy she’s been seeing for a few months. I almost spit out my margarita when she lets slip that he’s a Trump supporter. We’re both educated, progressive, socially conscious women, so this is a moment of major cognitive dissonance. I ask if it affects their pseudo-relationship, and she says no so I agree that we can continue to evaluate.10:15 a.m.

9:30 p.m. I get a new message on Tinder and see that some guy named S wants to come over. Why deny him the pleasure? He shows up looking like a fuckboy. He fucks me like a fuckboy, too — no condom, jackhammer-esque, repeatedly calling me a “slut.” I don’t love that, but again, who am I to deny him the pleasure? Besides, the whole thing’s over and I’m alone again within 45 minutes. Definitely a melatonin night.10:00 a.m. Airing S out to my team at hawt sheet.

10:30 a.m. He insisted on driving me home. He’s blasting music in the car, and we’re both scream-singing along. Quick shower and then back to Washington Square, where J and I have agreed to meet.

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