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Teen Girl and Teen Boy Charged in Murder of 18-Year-Old Victim in ChesterA 16-year-old girl and 17-year-old boy were both arrested and charged in the murder of an 18-year-old in Chester, Pennsylvania.
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Teen Dead, Another Teen Injured in 2 Separate Philly ShootingsUPDATE: A teenager was killed while another teen boy is recovering following two separate shootings Thursday night in Philadelphia.
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Teen girl injured, hit by stray bullet near Bay Area high schoolThe preliminary investigation indicated the teen was not a target and she was likely caught in crossfire.
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Alabama mother of 2 boys killed by father in Tennessee murder-suicide was beaten to deathAn autopsy confirms the cause of death for Jennifer LePore, a 43-year-old Hazel Green woman whose body was discovered earlier this month in her home only hours before her husband killed their two sons and shot himself in Tennessee.
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Long Island teen riding bike dies after being hit by carA 16-year-old Syossett teen has died two weeks after being hit by a car.
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