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Canoga Park couple among 4 missing after Alaska charter boat found partially submergedAuthorities have released the names of four people who remain missing after the fishing boat they were on was found partially submerged in southeast Alaska.
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Submerged Tesla recovered from crash that left 2 dead, 1 hurt in San Mateo Co.The CHP says a vehicle crossed over the double yellow lines on SR-1 near Bean Hollow Beach and crashed head-on with another oncoming vehicle.
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Family: Sisters among 4 missing boaters after vessel found partially submerged in AlaskaTwo vacationing couples — including sisters — and a fishing boat captain were on a charter boat found partially submerged off southeast Alaska over the weekend amid rough seas, family members said Wednesday.
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Body of Canoga Park woman among those found near submerged Alaska boatAuthorities have recovered the bodies of two sisters onboard a fishing charter boat that was found partially submerged off southeast Alaska amid rough seas. Two others remain missing.
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Body of California woman among those found near submerged Alaska boatAuthorities have recovered the bodies of two sisters onboard a fishing charter boat that was found partially submerged off southeast Alaska amid rough seas. Two others remain missing.
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Comedians take L.A.'s trash-talking Roast Battle League global with tournament in TokyoThe insult competition started in L.A. 10 years ago features verbal smackdowns between comics from all over the world who use burns as their love language.
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