DETROIT—Struggling to comfort his visibly downtrodden companion, local secular man Anders Frahm confirmed Wednesday that he wished he had a better way to console his bereaved friend than “Total bummer, dude.” “Yeah, I wish I could just tell him that his mom was in a better place or looking down on everyone, but…
DETROIT—Struggling to comfort his visibly downtrodden companion, local secular man Anders Frahm confirmed Wednesday that he wished he had a better way to console his bereaved friend than “Total bummer, dude.
” “Yeah, I wish I could just tell him that his mom was in a better place or looking down on everyone, but all I could really think of was ‘Tough luck, big guy,’” said Frahm, who reportedly groped for any consolation more helpful than “That fucking blows, man” that wouldn’t involve him appealing to an omnipotent deity’s divine ways or the commandments of a religious text. “What do I say? ‘Your mom dying is no bueno’? No, that sounds insane.
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