Think twice before you use whipped cream.
"I tried toothpaste for same at that age range — 30 years later, I'm still wondering why.""Licking chocolate sauce off my partner. As soon as I painted it on him, I looked at it and just realized it looked a lot like shit. Couldn't do it with a straight face.""This one time with my ex-wife, we thought it would be hot to eat dinner while having sex. Honestly, it just made a huge mess, and she started to choke as we got a bit rougher.
It smelled like piss, shit, and other substances because it had proper walls and people could do whatever they wanted inside of it. Never again.""Watching porn together. I don’t normally watch porn and I thought it was hilarious. Wound up pretending to be film critics watching modern art.""Being called daddy. Maybe if I'd been turned on to this before the internet memed it to death, I could take it seriously.""Being pissed on.
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