Oscars: Read Chris Rock and Steve Martin's Opening Transcript

Chris Rock and Steve Martin shared the opening words of the 92nd annual Oscars. Read the full transcript:

. Incredible! That was incredible! That was incredible. While we were backstage watching it, Steve says to me "J.

But what a night!I don’t know, Steve. I’m a little conflicted, you know? I was driving here tonight, seeing the terrible homeless problem in L.A.—Thank you, Chris! So many stars! Oh my God, there’s Brad Pitt, it’s like looking in a mirror.And Mahershala Ali is here tonight. Mahershala has two Oscars. You know what that means when the cops pull him over? Nothing! Jeff Bezos is here!He’s got so much cash, when he writes a check, the bank bounces.

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