Opinion: Ford’s haircut reveals a bald truth: male heads should be treated with the same love and care extended to females. My heart and scalp go out to Doug Ford at this difficult time, writes vinaymenon.
, the premier was asked about his new buzz cut. Standing at a podium with “Building Ontario” signage, Mr. Ford spoke hauntingly about how his grey follicles were savagely unbuilt.The nightmare started when Ford, down south for a few days, ventured into a Walmart and spied a placard for $15 haircuts. I did not know Walmart offered grooming services for men. This does not seem like a good idea.
But there was a problem. Ford speaks English. The barber spoke Spanish. This triggered a lost in translation moment — and a startling amount of hair loss. Ladies, he is referring to the trimmer setting. He is a No. 4. But the barber must have heard, “Hey, Pedro, give me a minus-12,” because this stylist grabbed his electric clipper as if suddenly inspired by the artificial turf at Rogers Centre.— right across the thing!” Ford exclaimed, sounding like the victim of a home invasion. “And I said, ‘Señor! Look what you did! One side is full, one side is not!’ So then I had to get the other side done. And needless to say, it cost me 26 dollars.
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