For the final NHL Power Rankings of the regular season, lukefoxjukebox spits some PG rhymes. Presented by almonds OwnYourEveryday
We’ll storm fountains with Stanley, let Stammer danceDoubters think we got goalie problems, but Rittich ain’t oneHeads up ’round Big Z — he’s dummying fools and he’s over 41Ovie hit 50, crossin’ sauces, not suck back-to-backWhen’s Army liftin’ the interim tag off Coach Berbue?Nice guy, tries hard, plus he loves the gameChug beer, throw snakes, but steer
clear of Trotzy’s parking spotWe’re good to go, long as Pekka doesn’t get pulledTorts hates dumb press questions, he’d rather monitor Werenski11.But talkin’ heads want grit, and Sparky needs more emotionBuncha duck-huntin’, slam-dunkin’ jerks irking Don CherryVegas flu got you down while we clickin’ our FitbitsHey, anyone know what’s up with Karlsson’s groin?
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