Nation’s Female Joggers Know They Will One Day Be Assaulted, Buried In Woods

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Nation’s Female Joggers Know They Will One Day Be Assaulted, Buried In Woods
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‘Circle Of Life,’ Say Women

This woman knows, as all jogging women know, that her bloody fate is preordained, and but a part of nature’s grand, eternal narrative.

“Such is the transcendent, time-honored pathway taken by all women who choose to exercise outdoors by themselves,” said Rhonda Wilmington, 28, shortly before beginning her 5 a.m. jog around Manhattan’s Central Park. “It is one of life’s great constants: the sun rises, the sun sets, and a lone lady jogger will be stabbed, dragged into a forested area, and ultimately be thrown in a ditch 15 feet off the bike path.

“We do not know if death will come to us during a morning jog, an evening jog, or even a midday jog right in broad daylight,” said Fort Smith, AR resident Judy Gonzalez, with an expression of total serenity. “But when it comes—when we turn around and see a wild-eyed man running and closing in on us—we face our death knowing the forces of the universe had always intended for us to haplessly kick and scratch our attacker until he eventually overpowers us.

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