My Husband's Strangest Everyday Habits

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My Husband's Strangest Everyday Habits
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A humorous roundup of quirky things husbands do that surprise, annoy, or delight their partners, from leaving squashed bug bodies behind to misusing stamps and treating a stitch counter like a fidget toy.

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We value your inbox – it's free and you can unsubscribe anytime with one click.commitment, a shared mortgage, and apparently, an endless content stream of a grown man doing something so bizarre you have no choice but to get your phone out and document it for strangers on the internet.online for years, and the content falls into a very consistent category. They aren’t complaints or crises.

Usually it is just the daily accumulation of small, inexplicable, oddly endearing behaviour that comes with sharing your life with another person. It is funny because it is real, and it is real because every woman reading this just thought of something her own husband does. These are the best of them.

My Husband Leaves The Bodies Of Bugs Wherever He Squishes Them Because He Thinks It Will Keep The Other Bugs AwayWhen My Husband Gets Mad At Me, He Puts Things Where I Can't Reach Them . Then, He Hides My Step LadderHow The Marketing On This Cereal Led My Husband To Believe There Would Be Cute Animals On The Individual Bags But…. Nope My Husband Used One Of My Dinosaur Stamps To Mail A Government Form.

When I Confronted Him He Said He Wanted To Make The Life Of A Bureaucrat A Little Brighter I'm Sending My Husband To Work Tomorrow With Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Cookies. I Printed Off A Picture To Tape To The Top Of The Containers Lid. Yay Or Nay? My husband thought my stitch counter was a fidget toy.

When I found it like this I was like"honey did you touch this?

" I need it cause I have a horrible memory and trouble counting stitches. He goes"Yeah why?

" "Because it's a stitch counter so I remember how many stitches I have" he smiles innocently"I'm sorry it had a clicky button that made the numbers go up" I just started laughing in disbelief. Thank God I remember what row I was on or I would be more than mildly infuriated lol. This Is How My Husband Opens The Bread If I Don’t Get To It First.

Just Rips A Hole In The Bag And Leaves It Open Like This TooOn A Recent Trip, I Accidentally Packed One Of My Husband’s AirPods As Well As My Own. He Sent Me This ScreenshotI said I wanted a big salad for dinner so Husband picked a place and went to get it while I studied. He brought me the salad and went off to eat his food.

Ten minutes later I’m about halfway into the salad, he texts me from the other room: “so the health department was at the restaurant when I got there. They just have been shut down, there is a health department sign about their water, said don’t drink it, hopefully our food is okay. Something about coliform I think it said? ” Cool.

I'd love to say I love to read and hike. But those are lies. You can most probably find me behind the stove , working on my TikTok-induced carpal tunnel, or trying yet another craft project. I'd love to say I love to read and hike.

But those are lies. You can most probably find me behind the stove , working on my TikTok-induced carpal tunnel, or trying yet another craft project. Mother Agreed To Her 22YO Daughter Dating Her Boss, Weeks Later She Received A Call No Parent Would Ever WantBy entering your email and clicking Subscribe, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and

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