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While Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are trying to adjust to their new low-key life in Canada, Madonna is attempting to lure them away from the Great White North and into her Central Park West apartment

Madonna. Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for dcp While Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are trying to adjust to their new low-key life in Canada, a sword-wielding, eyepatch’d woman is attempting to lure them away from the Great White North and into her New York City apartment.

“Hey, don’t run off to Canada. It’s so boring there,” Madonna says in the video, which shows her getting her hair done backstage and features jazzy background music. She pauses, presumably to think, and then explains the enticing offer she plans to extend to them: “I’ll let them sublet my apartment in Central Park West. It’s a two-bed, it’s got the best view in Manhattan. Incredible balcony, that’s going to be a winner, a deal breaker.

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