The biggest scam of our century.
The most infuriating part about lobster, the part that makes me dislike it the most, is that it costs like, four rotisserie chickens per serving.AND, when you're preparing it yourself, you have to use a lobster cracker and a seafood pick to get a measly thumb-sized bite of meat out.
It's like being a gold miner, but the gold in this case is coal that you've been brainwashed to think is edible.I'd bet $1 million that whoever marketed lobster as the perfect fancy date night meal also handled PR for diamonds*.If, as a child, your parents convinced you that lobster was delicious, then I'm here to tell you that Santa also isn't real.
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