ONLEY WAS A CLASS ACT
BROWNIE NAME DIES IN EMBERS
It’s disturbing the Girl Guides have decided to call kids Embers. An ember is the dreg of a fire that is slowly dying. We are teaching children they have no hope! Does this sound silly? Of course, it does. Ember is a fine name. A Brownie was an elf that secretly did good deeds around the house until some woke idiot made it into something else. Do I feel guilty eating brownies, for cannibalizing elves, eating treats of colour, or eating more than one? If you’re not woke, you’ll get it right.
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