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“What the hell are you doing down there?” Jimmy Kimmel exclaimed when his surprise guest popped up.
Emerging from the “sewers” of the Brooklyn Academy of Music wearing the garb of the people recently caught climbing in and out of“What the hell are you doing down there?
” Kimmel asked.
“Are you an urban scavenger? ”Stewart said he was not scavenging things in the sewer, but rather bringing things down “for the rats. ”“Pelotons,” Stewart said sarcastically.
“What do you think I mean—After a person in a rat suit appeared and Stewart fed him a piece of pizza, Kimmel protested, saying he didn’t believe it was right for Stewart to be giving pizza to the rats. “Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were the boss of Brooklyn.
Let me tell you something. As Jesus said, and by the way, I shouldn’t know this. You should know this. As Jesus said, if you give a rat a pizza, he eats for a day.
But if you teach a rat to make his own pizza... ” Stewart said, trailing off. When asked about the conditions of the sewers, Stewart said Rudy Giuliani is still mayor and there was a Mets game down there scheduled later that night.
“They’ve been playing in the sewer all year, too,” Stewart said before retreating into his manhole.
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