FINE, I guess Chris Pine is the best White Chris
because all it took was Chris Pine with a mustache and looking really dirty while riding shitty cars to completely convert me to his corner.with him. All I knew about this movie is that Pine is one of the stars, there is some criminal activity involved, and people apparently liked it. But as I watched
, I realized I was completely willing to place Chris Pine leaps and bounds ahead of the other White Chrises.is a great movie and Pine plays a very effective brooding Texas criminal on the run from the law. But I mostly came away thinking, “Was Chris Pine hot all this time and I just didn’t realize it?”Look at him beat this asshole up and tell me you aren’t kind of turned on:Chris Pine has usually tied with Chris Hemsworth as my second place white Chris; Hemsworth is very hunky...
Then there’s Chris Pratt, a distant fourth place of the White Chrises, whose conservatism is a far bigger turnoff than the fact that I never found him particularly funny or attractive. Pratt gives meHell or High Waterthat almost convince me that I need to find me a cowboy. That’s all it took, this one lil’ movie, and it got me going Chris-Evans-Wearing-Sweaters-In-If you haven’t seen this movie yet and Pine also isn’t your favorite White Chris, I implore you to watch it. It’s on Netflix.
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