A sexy spy briefcase full of 18-karat gold vibrators? I'm down.
When my boyfriend got home, I told him I got him a new briefcase and he was like,"That's nuts because I don't even have one now," and I was like,"Just open the damn gift!" and then he opened it and laughed for like 15 minutes straight before saying,"Oh shit. We have to use this all for Cosmo, right?" That's correct, sucker. He, like me, knows that the highest honor is to try fancy shit for free, so we were both extremely horny already.
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