'I tried to throw in some good-natured comments to get people to stop, ranging from 'Hush' to finally 'You know I didn’t ask for this, right?''
, you fall into a depression. Regrets hit harder, the knee you busted trying to impress a boyfriend 20 years ago hurts more, you start obsessively checking your retirement account and panicking.variety. Dramatic friends no longer keep you up at night, you have no shame in declining plans, and because you’re entering that invisible stage society reserves for women who can no longer reproduce, no one comments on your looks anymore.
But I still go out in the world. I go on dates and wear push-up bras . I still wear bathing suits and splash around in the ocean, because it’s my favorite thing to do. Which is why I jumped at the chance to take off work to try stand-up-paddle boarding with my old friend Ed, whom I hadn’t seen since junior high. For people keeping score at home, this means we hadn’t seen each other for 35 years.
The comments started out somewhat mildly: “Well, babe, you certainly won’t drown” kicked things off. But things escalated quickly.
But big boobs remain a body-violation. Still not allowed, still verboten. Is it because big boobs scream sex, fecundity, and are part of pornography’s lexicon? Yes, probably. We don’t need to take Women’s Studies 101 or read “The Scarlett Letter” to know that’s likely it. Which means for all our progressiveness we still remain a deeply puritanical country. Or at least my friends who follow me on Instagram do.
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